The Talking

Midwestern Starbucks

btg — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:27:11 +0000

“And I learned how to make snickerdoodles!”

“Snickerdoodles? You’re going to be the most popular girl in town!”

btg — Fri, 13 May 2011 14:59:35 +0000

“I’ve got a hard stop.”

“I can’t believe you just said that to me.”

btg — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 19:30:02 +0000

“School ends on a Monday this year.”

“I hate the government.”

btg — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:31:28 +0000

“You are very attractive.”

“Noodles?”

btg — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:44:31 +0000

“Did you see those photos of Mark? Those photos from South America where he’s hanging out with Bono? It was pretty awesome.”

“That sounds…sad. On multiple levels.”

btg — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 20:35:45 +0000

“He was a good guy but the main thing we had in common was we bought thought I was funny.”

btg — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 19:24:15 +0000

“That’s well-put.”

“Of course it’s well-put. I’m a fucking genius. Um, genius.”

btg — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:51:51 +0000

“I’m looking for a book. I know no one’s checked it out because it’s poetry.”

btg — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 22:01:20 +0000

“I’m sorry to interrupt, but you just looked at me, and people have been looking at me all day. Can I ask why?”

“Why I looked at you?”

“Uh-huh.”

“You were air-drumming.”

btg — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 20:36:29 +0000

“Oh god, I don’t want to die in a mall.”